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Cliquey Bitches

The "Scorpio Scorpio" EP


Released: 4th December 2020

6 trk 12" Pink Vinyl£19.99 Buy Now In Stock. Dispatched today.

Limited Pink Vinyl 12" E.P.

Cliquey Bitches (formerly Scorpio Scorpio, formerly Double Scorpio) is/was a project band formed by Alice Bag (The Bags), Allison Wolfe (Bratmobile), and Seth Bogart (Gravy Train!!!!!, Hunx & His Punx) in the summer of 2018 in Los Angeles.

NOW THIS is what we call music, 2020. Cliquey Bitches are the cool freaks at school you wish bullied you but really they were too cool to bother. Featuring LA punk royalty Alice Bag (of The Bags), Alison Wolfe of Bratmobile and Seth Bogart of Hunx & His Punx and Gravy Train!!! (God we miss Gravy Train!!) Cliquey Bitches are organ grinding, groin-grinding, throat grinding rock n roll fun dipped in sweat and a big couldron of unidentifiable gloopy bright make up. It's like B-52s and Le Tigre smashed into all three of the main players' previous bands and everyone fell down, got up, swapped bands and then wrote some insanely catchy garagy punk slammers and dashed them off like it was nuthin'. It's making us miss being sweaty in a place with loads of naked people playing music. You know, like how gigs used to be. That's what they were like right?

Anyway, this is about as fun as you can have with 12" of plastic. Also, how good a lyric is "you're mediocre, you suck at best" God I miss being victimised by the cool people.